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Old 03-06-2019, 09:11 AM   #1353
Keytickler
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New teacher

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high
school teacher.

Just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of
his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't
noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the
toughest students in the school. The smart punks, having
already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery
of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the
classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher
opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a
strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and
stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead silence....
The rest of the year went very smoothly.
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