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Old 10-04-2005, 09:46 AM   #121
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Preparing for entry sir.
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Old 10-04-2005, 09:51 AM   #122
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:00 AM   #123
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Ooo looky!! A sick and twisted version of the Thread About Nothing!!!! FINALLY!!
Great. I'm sure that we can come up with sick and twisted versions of just about everything.

I'll start with teachers.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:02 AM   #124
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:05 AM   #125
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Crap.... I was counting on you to lock or delete.... Where is Desmo V1.0 when you need it..?
Desmo, Do you see what I was talking about?

Thanks for your support.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:07 AM   #126
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Desmo, Do you see what I was talking about?

Thanks for your support.
This thread is fuggin great. May need to move it to the war room though.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:17 AM   #127
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teeny pic... i think i love you...

but i want to know for sure
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:25 AM   #128
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teeny pic... i think i love you...

but i want to know for sure
Though it worries me to say,

I've never felt this way.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:26 AM   #129
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Can you believe this? It's the Video Professor, now advertising for legalizing marijuana! And I think he's gay! And his picture is making ME a right winged, dorsal finned, gay mongering cannabalist! Don't look at the picture!!!
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:38 AM   #130
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Good Afternoon!

Man, I've been trying to come up with something that will beat that smiley-wrench collaboration to no avail. Everything I try seems to come up short; a stale mockery of my own desires to leave an impression of tasteless and obtuse abstraction that will make yawns appear from thin air.

Here's all I've been able to come up with so far. I need a nap now.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:47 AM   #131
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so how bout that! There's actually two pots of gold at the end of the rainbow.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:55 AM   #132
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Good Afternoon!

Man, I've been trying to come up with something that will beat that smiley-wrench collaboration to no avail. Everything I try seems to come up short; a stale mockery of my own desires to leave an impression of tasteless and obtuse abstraction that will make yawns appear from thin air.

Here's all I've been able to come up with so far. I need a nap now.

The crapping cloud is a nice touch.......
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:57 AM   #133
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Wow, MTT. I should like to know the title of such astounding artwork. You see, severe would be the shock and painful the contrast, if we could pass in an instant from that pure vision to the wild thought of Tintoret.

For not in meek reception of the adoring messenger, but startled by the rush of her horizontal and rattling rainbow, the virgin sits, not in the quiet loggia, not by the green pasture of the restored soul, but houseless, under the shelter of a rainbow ruined and abandoned, with the noise of the axe and the hammer in her ears, and the tumult of a city round about her desolation. The spectator turns away at first revolted, from the central object of the picture forced painfully and coarsely foward, a mass of shattered brickwork, with the plaster mildewed away from it and the mortar mouldering from its seams.

It is certainly a paradigm of a brilliant modern artistry. Its technique is on such Grande scale and viewing it is reminiscent of watching a gigantic film, for this masterpiece incorporates not only cinematic techniques, and reminders of the most brilliant art, but also resounds of the painting of late modern artists with a flair for whimsy, like Jean Miro, and Paul Klee.

A sublime masterpiece with splendid details, this antagonistic painting is constantly pulsating the same question of 'wtf?'. As every masterpiece, it opens more questions than gives the answers. A priceless addition to any worthy collection.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:57 AM   #134
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RR beat me to it. Yeah, what's with the cloud poop?

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Old 10-04-2005, 10:59 AM   #135
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Wow, MTT. I should like to know the title of such astounding artwork. You see, severe would be the shock and painful the contrast, if we could pass in an instant from that pure vision to the wild thought of Tintoret.

For not in meek reception of the adoring messenger, but startled by the rush of her horizontal and rattling rainbow, the virgin sits, not in the quiet loggia, not by the green pasture of the restored soul, but houseless, under the shelter of a rainbow ruined and abandoned, with the noise of the axe and the hammer in her ears, and the tumult of a city round about her desolation. The spectator turns away at first revolted, from the central object of the picture forced painfully and coarsely foward, a mass of shattered brickwork, with the plaster mildewed away from it and the mortar mouldering from its seams.

It is certainly a paradigm of a brilliant modern artistry. Its technique is on such Grande scale and viewing it is reminiscent of watching a gigantic film, for this masterpiece incorporates not only cinematic techniques, and reminders of the most brilliant art, but also resounds of the painting of late modern artists with a flair for whimsy, like Jean Miro, and Paul Klee.

A sublime masterpiece with splendid details, this antagonistic painting is constantly pulsating the same question of 'wtf?'. As every masterpiece, it opens more questions than gives the answers. A priceless addition to any worthy collection.
You forgot the cloud poop.
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:04 AM   #136
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RR beat me to it. Yeah, what's with the cloud poop?

It's a pile of cloop. I believe the might be the first time cloop has ever been used in a work of art.

I'm going to save that image and print it. Someone find and kill Mark so it will be worth more money.
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:07 AM   #137
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Convulsive laughter just made me lose my lunch.

like, for real.
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:09 AM   #138
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You forgot the cloud poop.
I mentioned the cloop. It's the part that said "..forced painfully and coarsely foward, a mass of shattered brickwork.."
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:14 AM   #139
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A sublime masterpiece with splendid details, this antagonistic painting is constantly pulsating the same question of 'wtf?'. As every masterpiece, it opens more questions than gives the answers. A priceless addition to any worthy collection.
not unlike my son's first kindergarten painting.

I think I'll print MTT's work and proudly display it on the face of my refrigerator
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:16 AM   #140
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I mentioned the cloop. It's the part that said "..forced painfully and coarsely foward, a mass of shattered brickwork.."
Well, excuuuuuuuse ME, Rembrandt!

It is pretty poop. I'm not sure I'd consider it "brickwork", though. That's a stretch.
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