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Old 11-26-2018, 08:13 PM   #1341
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I told my girlfriend she painted her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

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Old 11-27-2018, 07:52 AM   #1342
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Old 12-13-2018, 05:26 PM   #1343
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Old 01-29-2019, 12:28 PM   #1344
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for the weather...


" My ex-wife was so cold......"

" How cold was she?"

" She was so cold, when she spread her legs, a light came on"
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Old 01-29-2019, 03:50 PM   #1345
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for the weather...


" My ex-wife was so cold......"

" How cold was she?"

" She was so cold, when she spread her legs, a light came on"

Looks for like button.

During one of the last arguments with my ex-wife, we were in the kitchen.
I opened up the freezer door and said, "Here warm up a little". She started to crack a smile then suppressed it and got even angrier that I almost made her laugh.
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Old 01-29-2019, 07:54 PM   #1346
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Looks for like button.

During one of the last arguments with my ex-wife, we were in the kitchen.
I opened up the freezer door and said, "Here warm up a little". She started to crack a smile then suppressed it and got even angrier that I almost made her laugh.
Can I use that? Please?
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Old 01-29-2019, 11:18 PM   #1347
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Good one. I can relate..
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Old 01-30-2019, 10:39 AM   #1348
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Can I use that? Please?
You gonna use it on your future ex-wife?
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Old 01-30-2019, 03:26 PM   #1349
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You gonna use it on your future ex-wife?
since we're already split up, yes sir I am.
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Old 02-01-2019, 09:02 AM   #1350
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Thats a good 'un....................

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