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Old 10-01-2016, 05:47 PM   #1301
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Old 10-08-2016, 04:21 PM   #1302
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By golly, so spot on.
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Old 10-10-2016, 04:28 PM   #1303
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Old 10-10-2016, 04:50 PM   #1304
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New line of hardware for the problem job.
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Old 12-03-2016, 04:40 PM   #1305
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Old 12-03-2016, 07:47 PM   #1306
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Old 12-08-2016, 12:14 PM   #1307
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Old 12-18-2016, 01:44 AM   #1308
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I need to print this out and post on my tool box at work!
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Old 12-27-2016, 01:02 PM   #1309
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Flawless male logic

This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about three.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where is your airplane?
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Old 01-21-2017, 11:38 AM   #1310
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Not really a joke, more of a a comment on "government" work. From a neighborhood near me this week..
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Old 02-01-2017, 07:54 PM   #1311
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.
When you start out, all you need are two hearts and a diamond.
Later, you wish you had a club and a spade......
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Old 02-02-2017, 11:19 AM   #1312
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Old 02-02-2017, 01:46 PM   #1313
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Not really a joke, more of a a comment on "government" work. From a neighborhood near me this week..
The worst part of this is that it gives permissionfor people who try that move
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Old 02-02-2017, 02:43 PM   #1314
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and you know they will....
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Old 02-05-2017, 11:39 AM   #1315
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When you start out, all you need are two hearts and a diamond.
Later, you wish you had a club and a spade......
Lol so true
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Old 04-03-2017, 08:10 AM   #1316
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Elk sex

Two Canadians are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 5 to 10 times a day?"

"Aww, shit!" says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
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Old 04-03-2017, 02:14 PM   #1317
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Old 04-03-2017, 05:47 PM   #1318
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.
When you start out, all you need are two hearts and a diamond.
Later, you wish you had a club and a spade......
My problem is, first marriage NEVER works if your young.
I think we as a society put too much pressure on the get married and have kids ideal. I hope and pray my daughter doesnt marry until shes 30 or better.
However, I do absolutely believe if you find the RIGHT one, grab on and hold tight no matter what age you are. When its right you'll know and should not be pressured from a hole family or friends.


Sorry, forgot this is a joke thread.............somebody smack me back to myself?
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Old 04-03-2017, 06:39 PM   #1319
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I'm the same way with my kids. They are 26 and 25 and I've been telling them for years to wait until they are at least 28, because to me people change as adults more from 18 to 28 than almost any other time in life. Going from college to work and changing jobs and locations. So far they've listened to me.

I was what I call a "3rd generation short dress bride" meaning both my mother and grandmother had a child or were pregnant when they got married, and I did too. Short dress meaning when you go with the (not so much anymore) shame of carrying a bundle, no one is spending a lot of money on a big wedding. And so far none of the fathers worked out as long term relationships.

My grandmother actually never married the first one, as he got sick after she got pregnant and his family cut their access off. She had my half aunt at a Salvation Army Hospital for unwed mothers in Wichita around 1935 at the age of around 22. She raised her on her own until she married my grandpa in 1942. That was in a town so small in OK the graduating class is about 3-12 kids a year.
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:31 AM   #1320
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Tech support

This may have been shared before. I didn't search. I hope you enjoy.


A young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship with her husband), presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genuine.


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate


The response came weeks later, out of the blue:

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: "Ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML" without the quotation marks, and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. It is extremely important to remember, however, that overuse of the above application, particularly after the Guilt 3.0 update, can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0.

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