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Old 05-30-2018, 10:27 PM   #7281
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But she hasn't learned
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Old 05-31-2018, 08:34 PM   #7282
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I'm willing to bet she landed on the track.
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Old 06-01-2018, 07:03 AM   #7283
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Thankfully, that's a fake...

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Old 06-01-2018, 07:25 AM   #7284
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the fake goes better with the others' expressions
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Old 06-01-2018, 09:21 AM   #7285
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I know! I was wondering what they were actually surprised at..
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Old 06-01-2018, 01:32 PM   #7286
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Is the white short poop fake?
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Old 06-01-2018, 02:32 PM   #7287
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Is the white short poop fake?


I believe so.
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Old 06-01-2018, 02:52 PM   #7288
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"anti-spasmodic"
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Old 06-01-2018, 07:14 PM   #7289
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Is the white short poop fake?
Does that ruin your fantasy, lol?!
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Old 06-03-2018, 09:56 AM   #7290
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It totally does!
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Old 06-03-2018, 12:13 PM   #7291
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Teeny's grandmother was baby sitting................

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/inde...acts_with.html
"Woman accused of sex acts with 2-year-old granddaughter and dog pleads guilty"

Why would the dog plead guilty??
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:02 PM   #7292
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It totally does!
So you were hoping that the poop stain was real, then. Whatever floats your boat!
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:22 PM   #7293
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So where is the proof that she DIDN'T shart her shorts? I don't believe you val guy.
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:23 PM   #7294
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Both pics are kind of pointless without the poop.
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Old 06-04-2018, 06:39 AM   #7295
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"anti-spasmodic"
I gotta figure a way to slip some of this to my boss...................
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Old 06-04-2018, 05:22 PM   #7296
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So you were hoping that the poop stain was real, then. Whatever floats your boat!
Ha Ha
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Old 06-04-2018, 05:31 PM   #7297
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So you were hoping that the poop stain was real, then. Whatever floats your boat!
Studies suggest that more than 50% of poop does indeed float, but research indicates that using poop to float boats needs more research.
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Old 06-04-2018, 08:34 PM   #7298
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Ships float, boats sink. Ask any old salty dog and they'll tell you the same thing.
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Old 06-26-2018, 08:39 AM   #7299
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Teenys mom at the beach..

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Meanwhile, it's prom season...

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