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Old 07-21-2005, 12:13 PM   #101
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XXX comes with his own sound track. Loud, obnoxious laugh. A louder than normal speaking voice. And a whole series of loud noises that I describe as "cat getting castrated" howls. If I'm in the shop and he cuts loose with one of those, I will look at the person standing closest to me and deadpan "Was that you?"
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Old 07-21-2005, 12:14 PM   #102
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This is just too funny.

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Old 07-21-2005, 12:19 PM   #103
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Old 07-21-2005, 12:37 PM   #104
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Oh HELL yes !!! I'm in.

Must have pix of yellow 70 MPH helmet too.
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Old 07-21-2005, 12:53 PM   #105
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XXX "This is my 70 mph helmet. I don't go over 70 mph with this helmet on. Any faster than that and the stuff that hits my face hurts."



OMG that's funny! I almost cried when I read that

You need to stroke his ego, tell him how cool he looks in his yellow helmet on his purty CBR, and GET US A PHOTO DADGUMMITT!!

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Old 07-21-2005, 01:16 PM   #106
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I'd just settle for a freakin picture. Let's see... oyster on the half-shell.... no more than 70. Shoei RF1000.... 175! Yep, just a new style of cruise control..
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Old 07-21-2005, 01:41 PM   #107
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Old 07-21-2005, 02:16 PM   #108
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All he needs now is a flourescent pink Mohawk for that scooter lid. Tell him it's all the rage with the best riders in the world! It wouldn't be a lie either! Then take a picture of him.

Video would be awesome of this guy. He sounds most impressive.
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Old 07-21-2005, 02:23 PM   #109
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XXX just came into my office. He hands me a piece of scratch paper with this scrawled on it....

Gas SHELL

for van

$75.00

and he has signed it.

So, I asked "WTF is this?!" (like I didn't know)

He said he put gas in the van and lost the receipt. Losing the receipt is his default. I laughed at him and he wandered off.
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Old 07-21-2005, 02:25 PM   #110
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You should tip off Fox on these guys, and make a mint on the finder's fee for the next hit reality show.

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Old 07-21-2005, 04:37 PM   #111
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Pic of the bike, chicken strips close up, maybe with the gear sitting on it... then a pic of him, I HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS
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Old 07-21-2005, 04:37 PM   #112
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WTF... I didn't double click
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Old 07-21-2005, 06:55 PM   #113
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ok, I've got this figured out.

XXX + CBR1000 = Darwin in action
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Old 07-21-2005, 08:13 PM   #114
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Silver03, just offer to go for a short ride with him around town (under 70)
and tell him you want to get some pics before the ride of the bikes and
him with the bike in his gear.

Thanks for the on-going updates.

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Old 07-21-2005, 10:52 PM   #115
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What a kitty cat. I can go at least 80 before airborne debris starts to hurt my face.

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Old 07-22-2005, 11:58 AM   #116
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What a kitty cat. I can go at least 80 before airborne debris starts to hurt my face.



When XXX bought the CBR, I got the whole "I ride every day. Rain? I ride! Sun? I ride! Partly cloudy? I ride! Snow and Ice? Okay, I don't ride then, but every day, I ride!

It rained this morning. Of course, XXX didn't ride.

I knew this when I asked "So, did you ride in today?"

XXX "No, Dude. Not in my $400 leather jacket. I don't know too many people that would ride in the rain in a $400 leather jacket. I need to get some of that high-tech plastic-y stuff like one of my buddies has. Hey, don't you have one, too? Cause I don't want to ruin my $400 leather jacket. Do you know where I can get one of those jackets?"

Me "At Seattle Cycle Center."

XXX "Didn't you get one on the internet?"

Me "Yeah. Go to www.newenough.com."

XXX "What?! That's wacky! I better write that down. I'll never remember something like that."

Afterwards I had a few impressions.

1. How much was that jacket?

2. What do cows do in the rain?

3. Maybe some rain gear.

4. "newenough" Yep. That would overload the system.
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Old 07-22-2005, 12:23 PM   #117
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Doctors should prescribe this thread to people with depression. They would cheer up right away (unless of course they were related to XXXX, which would explain the depression).
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Old 07-22-2005, 12:25 PM   #118
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I know this dude is being called XXX....but couldn't Silver start calling him

"The Fu#kTard"?

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Old 07-22-2005, 12:54 PM   #119
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I know this dude is being called XXX....but couldn't Silver start calling him

"The Fu#kTard"?

Great idea! How about just FT for short?

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4. "newenough" Yep. That would overload the system.
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Old 07-22-2005, 01:16 PM   #120
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I do...

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Dealing with these guy's has re-introduced the word "****tard" into my vocabulary.
In fact, one of my running jokes with another buddy at work is...

Me "Do you know what today's word is?"

Him "No."

Me "F@cktard." (I should probably try to clean this up a little.) And he knows exactly whom I talking about.
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