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Old 07-28-2005, 01:51 PM   #141
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XXX didn't ride today. It seems he pheumatically nailed his thumb the other day.

Me: Where's you motorbike (he asks me this same question everyday that I ride my bicycle instead).

XXX: It's at home. Dude, check it out. I nailed my thumb. The nail followed the grain and got me.

Me: Ouch!

XXX: Yeah, I decided not to ride the Honda because...It hurts when I push the horn button.

Me: Oh.
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Old 07-28-2005, 02:05 PM   #142
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XXX: Yeah, I decided not to ride the Honda because...It hurts when I push the horn button.
Do you have any idea what spewed coke does to a keyboard?

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath.
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Old 07-28-2005, 02:16 PM   #143
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that guy should not be around any power tools of any sort. I hope he doesn't own a gun
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Old 07-28-2005, 02:29 PM   #144
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Silver03, I really enjoy this thread, but I AM CALLING YOUR BLUFF! I want pics for proof, or I may begin to think you make this stuff up! A budding Garrison Keilor perhaps - and maybe a more entertaining one at that. I just hope your little story doesn't have a very, very bad ending.

I keep checking for those pics every day......

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Old 07-28-2005, 03:15 PM   #145
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i feel your pain - here's a photo of my boss. it's not his everyday dress, but it should be. don't want to step on your thread but i've been laughing so hard i had to share - also this is the picture in my head when i read your posts - it's also used as the bullets in my powerpoint slides - hope no one ever zooms in.
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Old 07-28-2005, 03:44 PM   #146
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that guy should not be around any power tools of any sort. I hope he doesn't own a gun
Oh yeah, he packs. A 9mm.


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Silver03, I really enjoy this thread, but I AM CALLING YOUR BLUFF!
Trust me, I Feel Fizzy, I wish I was making this shit up.
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Old 07-28-2005, 04:16 PM   #147
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Fortunately, he can't use the gun, steer and honk the horn all at once. He has to give up ONE!
This is too, too funny!
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Old 07-28-2005, 05:17 PM   #148
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XXX didn't ride today. It seems he pheumatically nailed his thumb the other day.

Me: Where's you motorbike (he asks me this same question everyday that I ride my bicycle instead).

XXX: It's at home. Dude, check it out. I nailed my thumb. The nail followed the grain and got me.

Me: Ouch!

XXX: Yeah, I decided not to ride the Honda because...It hurts when I push the horn button.

Me: Oh.
I was eating when I read that and I laughed so hard I almost choked to death.
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Old 07-28-2005, 06:26 PM   #149
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I was eating when I read that and I laughed so hard I almost choked to death.

It's DANGEROUS to eat while you read comments from boardmembers. You might have to find out what the hiney-lick maneuver is. Remember surf safe and don't eat OR drink in front of your computer
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Old 07-28-2005, 06:52 PM   #150
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HOLY CRAP!!!!!! Picture PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew a gal in college that told stories the same way. If I had an amazing story, she had one more amazing. If I had a depressing story, she'd seen/done worse.

Outrageous. Seriously, I'm so in on the voice recorder thing too. Let's have it!!!!!!

I about peed meeself reading these three pages of posts.

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Old 07-28-2005, 08:18 PM   #151
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I'm voting against the picture. I can't imagine a photo being any better than what Silver has going on in my mind's eye.

By the way, Silver. I'm thinking all this has got to be true, because it's so much funnier than any stuff the comedy writers can come up with anymore. I'm lovin' this!!!

BTW, I got out of the USAF in '85, and I hadn't heard the 360 thing either. We did however have a Captain in our shop for a while. Sounds a little like XXX. He knew everything, was the greatest etc etc and went to the Academy. We used to jokingly call him a "Full" Captain. The moron never made Major, and had to get out.
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Old 07-28-2005, 08:38 PM   #152
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I about peed meeself reading these three pages of posts.

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Not only have I almost pissed my pants, while reading this thread and sipping a nice cup of tea I had some propelled at quite a velocity through my nostrils in an uncontrolled manner. Laughing uncontrolably.


We have all met someone like this though, havent we?
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:35 PM   #153
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"By the way, Silver. I'm thinking all this has got to be true, because it's so much funnier than any stuff the comedy writers can come up with anymore. I'm lovin' this!!!"


As my Marketing advisor used to say, "You can't make this stuff up!"
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:40 PM   #154
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:42 PM   #155
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We used to jokingly call him a "Full" Captain.


We had one of those Captains, too. He was a former SP that had transferred to Accounting and Finance. The Chief I worked for used to call him "that god damn cop!" when he was out of earshot. I about sprayed the desk with coffee the first time I heard that one.
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Old 07-29-2005, 08:29 AM   #156
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Well, I'm a 1st LT right now coming up on Capt, so I'm trying not to be that jackass.

Hell, even I notice some guys like that around me (my peers).
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Old 07-29-2005, 07:56 PM   #157
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Well, I'm a 1st LT right now coming up on Capt, so I'm trying not to be that jackass.

Hell, even I notice some guys like that around me (my peers).
Believe me, it wasn't the rank, it was the guy. I'm sure he managed to be just as big a jerk in civilian life. This is a guy who decided to decorate an aircrew debriefing room in a flight simulator shop with camouflage netting and assorted survival gear. I suppose it helped him get "back to his roots." Probably a big call for that kind of thing in the upper class neighborhood he grew up in. Why do dorks get the nice Corvette's?
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Old 07-30-2005, 09:04 AM   #158
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This is a guy who decided to decorate an aircrew debriefing room in a flight simulator shop with camouflage netting and assorted survival gear.


This is just about the funniest thread ever. 4 pages long and still goin' strong!
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Old 07-30-2005, 10:17 AM   #159
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This thread's going to get me in trouble at work. Laughing out loud in a quiet control room!

Please, pictures, one way or another, we've GOT to see him in that get-up!
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Old 07-30-2005, 04:36 PM   #160
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This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time. I am also posting simply to keep getting the updates. I too will contribute $$ for any recording equipment needed.
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