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Old 05-31-2019, 02:17 PM   #1
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Children are quick

Children are quick:

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Class started before I got here

Teacher: Why are you doing your math on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables

Teacher: How do you spell crocodile?
Student: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Student: Maybe it's wrong but you asked me how I spell it

Teacher:What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O

Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with I
Student: I is ...
Teacher: No, always say I am
Student: All right ... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand ...

Teacher: Tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Student: No mam, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook

Teacher: Your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your bother's
... did you copy it?
Student: No mam, it's the same dog

Teacher: What would you call someone who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher

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Old 06-04-2019, 07:42 PM   #3
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Children are quick:

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Class started before I got here

Teacher: Why are you doing your math on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables

Teacher: How do you spell crocodile?
Student: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Student: Maybe it's wrong but you asked me how I spell it

Teacher:What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O

Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with I
Student: I is ...
Teacher: No, always say I am
Student: All right ... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand ...

Teacher: Tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Student: No mam, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook

Teacher: Your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your bother's
... did you copy it?
Student: No mam, it's the same dog

Teacher: What would you call someone who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher

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