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Old 10-20-2005, 03:29 PM   #1121
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And they are all so happy. To overcome a challenge like that is impressive.
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Old 10-20-2005, 03:32 PM   #1122
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How deep would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

Why can't a person tickle themselves?
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Old 10-20-2005, 06:35 PM   #1123
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Old 10-20-2005, 06:36 PM   #1124
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How deep would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

D(t) = D(f) + H(s)

Why can't a person tickle themselves?

Humans can indeed tickle themselves, and this can be accomplished several ways:

1) stick your finger in vasoline, then into your anus.

2) try to reach down your throat.

3) introduce Mr. Fork to Miss. Electrical Outlet.

4) Draw a picture of a cloud taking a shit, then show it to your boss and tell him that you're screwing his wife.

I hope that clears things up a bit.
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Old 10-20-2005, 06:37 PM   #1125
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this thread is full of Diamonds and Rust (Judas Priest version, of course)
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Old 10-20-2005, 08:01 PM   #1126
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And like Teeny pic, rust never sleeps.
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Old 10-20-2005, 08:01 PM   #1127
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Bob was in state of utter depression so he decided to end it all.
He went to the highest building in his town (22 floors) to jump.
As he was about to do it he noticed a man without arms dancing around on the ground below.
Bob runs down 22 flights, runs up to the man and says:

You know I was just about to kill myself, when I saw you..........a man who has no arms grinning and dancing madly in the street...and I realised how selfish I was..........If you could be happy enough to dance in the street...............than that gives me hope for myself.

The armless man looks at Bob.................and says..................








I wasnt dancing..............................I was trying to scratch my arse.
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Old 10-20-2005, 08:09 PM   #1128
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And like Teeny pic, rust never sleeps.
Yeah! It's better to burn out than to fade away
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Old 10-20-2005, 08:25 PM   #1129
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Testing indicates that Chihuahuas are capable of using their flatulence to knock out dogs over twice their size.
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Old 10-20-2005, 08:26 PM   #1130
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What the bloody hell is going on?? I leave the room for 10 minutes and poor teeny pic is being abused by psychotic weirdos with more keyboard than brains!

Ahhhh, thats better....



EDIT: Yes.....that was much better......but we have a "no nipple" policy on the board. Sorry Teeny Pic....your nippled friend had to leave.

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Old 10-20-2005, 08:44 PM   #1131
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That wasn't abuse.

This on the other hand...
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Old 10-20-2005, 09:29 PM   #1133
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Old 10-21-2005, 01:35 AM   #1134
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Old 10-21-2005, 03:55 AM   #1135
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Corporate Lesson 1:

A wild turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:40 AM   #1136
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still machining diamond.

A few minutes ago, one of my communicatively challenged co-workers, THE communicatively challenged co-worker, came in and looked over my shoulder and said: "Hmmmmm, yeah. That looks good. Keep doing what you're doing."

I just turned around and looked at him with my "No shit!" face and told him to "go away."
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:45 AM   #1137
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[i] Draw a picture of a cloud taking a shit, then show it to your boss and tell him that you're screwing his wife.
You did WHAT?
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:46 AM   #1138
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A few minutes ago, one of my communicatively challenged co-workers, THE communicatively challenged co-worker, came in and looked over my shoulder and said: "Hmmmmm, yeah. That looks good. Keep doing what you're doing."
was that the boss's wife?
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:47 AM   #1139
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Corporate Lesson 2:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not?"
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very high up.







Mark must be sitting high....
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Old 10-21-2005, 07:08 AM   #1140
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You did WHAT?
I'm also screwing teeny pic. She gave me the herpes.
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